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モモイロインコのほのかと、コザクラインコのミントです。
Rosy-faced Lovebird, Mint and Honoka the Rose-breasted Cockatoo :D @Kobe Kacho-en (the garden of birds and flowers), Kobe city, japan.
FLUFF BIRB?
fred and george weasley on the top floor in hogwarts trying to get slinkies all the way down by predicting the pattern the stairs are gonna shift in
they actually figure it out, they calculate the exact pattern, and start distributing it
suddenly, students are barely ever late to classes any more and there are significantly fewer incidents of getting lost around the castle
everything goes wonderfully for a week, all the professors are baffled but pleased
until the end of the week when the true purpose for the pattern’s distribution becomes clear. schoolwide slinky race. a thousand conjured slinkies all let loose at the same time. the rustling of the swarm of springs echoes through the halls of hogwarts. the house elves refer to the dreaded Slinky Sunday for centuries
i have made a discovery.
all gays do the gay sit, right?
here is how to tell if a gay is a bottom or a top based on the way they sit.
bottoms: minimalize the amount of space they are using by scrunching their legs up (sitting crisscross applesauce in a chair, curling up into a ball)
tops: take up all of the space (spread legs out, find different objects to prop their legs on)
Going into 2019, don’t forget that Stephen Strange has a canon disability in his hands and mental health issues too when you’re writing those ironstrange fics
hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty
Not risking it
hope ya pets even healthier in 2018
hope your pets discover immortality in 2019
It’s sad that there are only 13k notes on this..m
put this on all 3 of my blogs
cops on Queer Eye:
firefighters on Queer Eye:
Remember there’s a reason no one ever says “Fuck the firefighters!”
I mean they do it’s just usually prefaced with “Can I please”
I had a dream about a version of Snow White where she’s actually like 12 and the dwarves basically adopted her it was basically Snow White and Her 7 Short Dads
When she got poisoned by the Queen the dwarves all gave her one last kiss on the forehead to say goodbye before her funeral and that was the true love’s kiss she needed to wake up, because her dads all loved her very much
Anyway Snow White is public domain so there’s literally nothing stopping me from publishing this
CONGRATULATIONS! The last song you listened to will be the soundtrack for your 2019. What can you expect?
